FAT Goods


FAT‘n up your DIY roster with these great products.

They make every project (and every artisan) look good.

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FAT Paint

Our chalk-style paint easily affixes to most porous surfaces—wood, glass, metal, plastic and fabric—and covers most projects with just a couple of coats. It’s low-VOC. It dries quickly. And, it’s soft and easy to sand, leaving nothing behind but a smooth, silky finish.

Available in three sizes: 4 oz sample jar, 16 oz pint & 32 oz quart

MSDS – White Based FAT Paint               MSDS – Neutral Based FAT Paint


FAT Elixir

New for 2021 – These FAT-tastic Metallics are perfect for use in refinishing furniture or any DIY painting project you can think of! Water based and low VOC, ELIXIRS are made with high quality mica and pigments that stand up against fading and tarnishing. The 6 Semi-Opaque colours are Electrum, Midas, Vitruvian, Poseidon, Mercury and Medusa. Use these if you seek to accent the relief in carved/ornate pieces, update your tired hardware or anywhere you just need some extra dazzle.

The 4 iridescent colours are Sunrise, Sunset, Twilight and Moonlight which impart a translucent prismatic-like quality. Highly recommended for textured/ornate/carved items to impart an out-of-this-world glow. For our recommended Base/Elixir colour pairings and tips on use, please click here

Available in 4 oz. containers and will cover 10-12.5 square feet.  BUY ONLINE

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From authentic, all-natural looks to antiqued, aged, limed or sea-salted effects, FAT Wax adds character to any upcycled project. Made from beeswax and a hint of carnauba wax, our “Natural” and tinted shades – “Antique Patina”, “Black” and “White” – leave behind a lustrous museum-quality polish with lasting durability.

Available in 50g or 200g jar                    MSDS – FAT Wax


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CLEAR Top Coat

If extra durability or protection is required, use CLEAR Top Coat to finish off your FAT Paint’d project instead of FAT Wax. The water-based sealant is safe and easy-to-use; it goes on clear and stays clear, providing a pearl sheen guaranteed not to yellow over time.

Available in 473 ml/16 fl. oz. pints

MSDS available here BUY ONLINE

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Extra FAT

Extra FAT adds dimension and texture to any project simply by enhancing the consistency of any FAT Paint colour. The 100% all-natural powdered additive is used to create embossed reliefs as well as crusty, aged or chippy textures weathered from years on the sea. 

Available in 13 oz jars BUY ONLINE

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Specialty GLAZE

Our Specialty GLAZE transform surfaces into prized heirlooms by producing an aged, antique-like look without the use of wax. This water-based, translucent film can also be manipulated to build texture and patterns, including faux wood grain or marble.

Four lightly-tinted shades: White, Black, Raw Umber (brown) and Raw Sienna (yellow)

Available in 4 fl. oz. jars BUY ONLINE